Two months ago, Nicole Flint had the 8th best body at Miss Universe. After lengthy sessions in the gym and the "tan can", she doesn't even have a body that qualifies as one of the 40 best bodies at Miss World. Huh? Whilst it's not over till the fat lady sings (replace with the Miss World snooze fest concludes), perhaps she didn't spend enough time in the "tan can" and Julia Morley still sees her as a "white chick from Africa".A quick analysis of the Miss World results since 2003 reveals that at least one Miss World, 11 out of 45 Top 5 finalists and 58 out of 109 semi-finalists never qualified for the Beach Beauty preliminary competition. Whilst there is still an outside chance that Nicole will qualify for the semi-finals, a remote chance that she will qualify for the Top 5, and an extremely remote chance that she will win, I'm still of the opinion that she is going to suffer the same fate as Cindy Nell did in 2003.
My how things have changed. Perhaps we should just send a representative that fits the "Miss World African Semi-finalist" profile: Tall and boobless with thunder thighs. Throw in some synthetic extensions, and hey presto, we'll have a winner that rocks Julia Morleys rickety old boat.
It's really outrageous that a Ghetto Pommie dance hall queen wields so much power. Urghhh!!