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DID YOU KNOW...

...that in one of the parallel universes the Miss Universe prelims are also being held on Thursday? And in that parallel universe, the South African delegate, also known as Nicole Flint, has one of the following fabulous pageant gowns at her disposal:

Whilst I have always been of the opinion that the contestants should wear identical long gowns for the purposes of judging since not all contestants have access to the best that the fashion world has to offer, the reality is that they have to wear a gown of their choice and that choice goes a long way in determining their fate. Sadly the Miss South Africa in this universe is stuck with one of the following hideous Creazione Nauseatums amongst others: